THE GIFT OF LOVE

OR, HOW A DILDO WOUND UP ON OUR FRONT LAWN

Six years ago, I was out picking up bits of trash that blow into our front yard. Except for the previous two weeks, which had been insanely hot, I actually spent a lot of time watering the trees and cleaning up our front yard, even though we had gardeners come every week. I liked to spend time with the apple tree especially, as we’d had lots of apples t…